The Miserable Mill - Book the Fourth - A Series of Unfortunate Events

Dear Reader,

The pages of this book, I'm sorry to inform you, contain such unpleasantries as a giant pincher machine, a bad casserole, a man with a cloud of smoke where his head should be, a hypnotist, a terrible accident resulting in injury, and coupons.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket

note - light faded spine and former owner's name on front end paper.
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